[Free Friday] Liturgical abuse fetish thread.

This happened a few weeks ago at my church. A couple was having their 50th wedding anniversary. To celebrate, their granddaughter performed a liturgical dance after the opening hymn. As soon as she was done, the priest said that due to the heat and the extra time of the mass the dance took, we'd just skip to the gospel.
No opening rite, no Gloria, no first or second readings or responsorial psalm or gospel Acclamation. Skip it all, go to gospel. Thank the good Lord he was a visiting priest. I mentioned it to a buddy who is a canon lawyer for the diocese, and this priest is off the substitute list now.

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